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Dev. ID by f3hmii Dev. ID :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 Eifel Tower, Las Vegas by f3hmii Eifel Tower, Las Vegas :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 3 cut star fruit by f3hmii cut star fruit :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 national park by f3hmii national park :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 National library in Prishtina by f3hmii National library in Prishtina :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 game of pool by f3hmii game of pool :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 clouds over austria by f3hmii clouds over austria :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 beautiful clouds by f3hmii beautiful clouds :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 1 0 leaves during rain by f3hmii leaves during rain :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 1 0 lake in switzerland by f3hmii lake in switzerland :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0 rabbits in love by f3hmii rabbits in love :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 2 my new house by f3hmii my new house :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 1 5 deviant ID edited by f3hmii deviant ID edited :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 1 0
You will never find warmth if your spirit is cold.
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my quote
Never settle for anything less that what you can achieve, but don't go running after what you can't catch.
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beautiful horse by f3hmii beautiful horse :iconf3hmii:f3hmii 0 0


Red vs Black by IamFayte Red vs Black :iconiamfayte:IamFayte 3 3 The Bello Nebula by Ali Ries 2009 by Casperium The Bello Nebula by Ali Ries 2009 :iconcasperium:Casperium 801 124 Duckling IX by tjuh Duckling IX :icontjuh:tjuh 26 12 You are not Alone HDR by ISIK5 You are not Alone HDR :iconisik5:ISIK5 24 24 Hagia Sophia Interior by thesolitary Hagia Sophia Interior :iconthesolitary:thesolitary 179 35 The Wrath of the Playmakers by Outlawsarankan The Wrath of the Playmakers :iconoutlawsarankan:Outlawsarankan 7 15 Xavi - render by Lord-Iluvatar Xavi - render :iconlord-iluvatar:Lord-Iluvatar 6 6 Black Dawn by alexiuss Black Dawn :iconalexiuss:alexiuss 4,010 279 Your Time Is Up by humon Your Time Is Up :iconhumon:humon 6,194 1,340 The Real Captain Tsubasa by hnl The Real Captain Tsubasa :iconhnl:hnl 35 52 Don Andres Iniesta by hnl Don Andres Iniesta :iconhnl:hnl 5 4 Doberman ll by Dakota-Spirit Doberman ll :icondakota-spirit:Dakota-Spirit 33 23 Hoverfly II by tjuh Hoverfly II :icontjuh:tjuh 13 9 Pool Game in Hawaii shirts by Kromdor Pool Game in Hawaii shirts :iconkromdor:Kromdor 128 63 Animator vs. Animation by alanbecker Animator vs. Animation :iconalanbecker:alanbecker 170,001 39,541 Fort Worth Skyline by SeanDunbar Fort Worth Skyline :iconseandunbar:SeanDunbar 9 7



Dear *kissychan1101

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and saw you sit on Bill Clinton.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm open.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory.
You should know that I always felt dirty before the incarnation as an eskimo.

Go and drown yourself
~~ f3hmii~~

I'mma gonna tag …;. Go on and do this if you wanna!

Here's what you do if you've been tagged: Copy everything below into your journal, and fill in the blanks in your extra-speshul Dear John letter with the appropriate answers. It's like Mad Libs, but better!

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Artist | Student | Photography
United States
not much to know really, just one of your average joes with a badass twist here and there

Current Residence: can't say
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ???
Favourite style of art: photography
Wallpaper of choice: constantly changing
Skin of choice: mine?
Favourite cartoon character: homer simpson



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MichelleDoherty Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Professional Writer
Happy early birfday! :cake: :party:
AbesmiR Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
New dAuser - [link]
AbesmiR Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
Flm per watch :)
f3hmii Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Photographer
sos ;)
thesolitary Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav: =D
f3hmii Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Student Photographer
you're welcome :)
Outlawsarankan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
thanks so much 4 tha fav man
Outlawsarankan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
thanks soo much for he fav man much appreciated
x-Edu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Student Digital Artist
thanks for :llama: =D
MichelleDoherty Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010  Professional Writer
Your birfday is coming up in a few days, so happy birfday! :party:
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